“I Love You” Lawyered Style

Your love cannot be appropriated by any other.

@YourLawyerSays if you are a property you are beyond the commerce of man.#iloveyou 😂😂😂

— YANI™ 🇵🇭 (@yaayeeyiiyooyuu) May 19, 2017

Well, you don’t have as scary as this doctor’s suitor.

@YourLawyerSays Sabi niya sakin before: “Gusto kita. Pero gusto rin kitang kasuhan.”

‘Di ko akalaing kikiligin ako at matatakot at the same time. Haha. 😅

— maartist.md (@maartistmd) May 19, 2017

You can be as sweet as one of the most romantic letters in Philippine jurisprudence.

“My dearest Irene….” (Guevarra v. Eala) 😂 https://t.co/1FINkIo3Fr

— ✨ m a r g i l ✨ (@margilinajoliee) May 19, 2017

Maybe you do not need to invoke jurisprudence, because your love is sui generis.

@YourLawyerSays There is no established precedent for how much I love you.

— Djparagas (@dessajoy23) May 19, 2017

Perhaps, you can make it conditional.

I love you, provided: it is reciprocated; provided further: that it is exclusive; provided finally: that no damage is suffered morally. https://t.co/xSWggLBlRf

— LizquenStateWarriors (@ULTIMATE_LQFANB) May 19, 2017

How can we invoke the gory subject of Criminal Law into love?!

Last na to hehe

I hereby sentence myself to love you beyond all reasonable doubt, and to commit myself to you with no reservations.No bail. https://t.co/xSWggLBlRf

— LizquenStateWarriors (@ULTIMATE_LQFANB) May 19, 2017

Can love be the subject of an agreement?

@YourLawyerSays “I consent to the absolute conveyance of my heart and the utmost positive affection appurtenant thereto in favor of your behalf. “

— eugenedominic (@eugenedominic12) May 19, 2017

What are the characteristics of love?

@YourLawyerSays Like one of the requisites for cause in a contract: True and Real.

— Vener Margallo (@venmargallo) May 19, 2017

Assuming arguendo that it cannot be the subject of an agreement, to love is our constitutional right.

I, *name*, with the powers vested in me by the constitution hereby proclaim and declare my absolute devotion upon you from this day forth. https://t.co/0PImujh8s2

— Intrglctc Httrny (@DGreatHottorney) May 19, 2017

This is true love in 140 characters.

@YourLawyerSays I’d digest all your cases, I’ll outline your books, I’ll get you all the notes available, the red one, the golden one, the blue one!

— UnaUno (@phillawuniverse) May 21, 2017

And of course, make your love an everlasting oath.

“and I impose upon myself this voluntary obligation, to love you, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion. So help me God.” https://t.co/qOzDhBEhwk

— Lydia Marie Mirabel (@lydiamirabel) May 19, 2017

Make it as formal and as clear and as unequivocal as you possibly can.

@YourLawyerSays The undersigned private individual respectfully vows to mantain allegiance to the other party to this compromise agreement 🤣🤣🤣

— miss gee (@AldineSalazar) May 20, 2017

If she won’t believe, comply with the Rules on Evidence.

@YourLawyerSays My feelings for you are true and correct of my personal knowledge and based on authentic records.

— DKSOCAMPO (@cjdkso) May 19, 2017

Comply it in such a way that you introduce a new quantum of proof.

@YourLawyerSays I love you beyond reasonable doubt.

— _jbrt (@itsmeboje) May 20, 2017

If you get denied, file a Motion for Reconsideration.

I filed motion for reconsideration that you will consider me as the one for you @YourLawyerSays https://t.co/5ro1SDkSiR

— Charles Villareal (@seejeyemvee) May 19, 2017

If worse comes to its worst, you have no choice but to make that warrantless arrest.

@YourLawyerSays She’s under arrest, for breaking and entering.
Breaking and entering my heart.

— Franz Marco 😐 (@franzjpm) May 19, 2017

Finally, the disposition. Say it with finality. Say it with immutability. Say it with the binding effect of res judicata!

@YourLawyerSays I love you, SO ORDERED.

— Kim Estrada (@Kimtze) May 20, 2017

SO ORDERED.