Taylor Swift’s Blank Space in Legal Terms

Imagine a story involving Wills and Succession, Family Relations, and the crime of bigamy! Guess what, Taylor Swift’s Blank Space just fits it. Get ready to sing.

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Nice to meet you, where you’ve been.
Almost declared your presumptive death
Magic, madness, heaven, sin
Saw you there, and I thought
Oh my god, where’s your estate?
Is my legitime impaired?
Love don’t pay, wanna gain

New money, suit, and tie
I can read you like my codals
Ain’t it funny, rumors fly
And I know you’ve subpoenaed me
So hey let’s be friends

Chorus:
So it’s gonna be forever,
Or there’s an annulment case
You can tell me if it’s over
If our marriage was a nullity

Second verse:
Legacy and devise
You have transferred so many things
Gratuitous, with no price
You’re the donor; I’m the donee
Find out what you want
Married girl on contract
ACP, there’s no prenup, oh no.

Screaming, crying, vexations
I can make my case favored
Courts granting my motions
Keep you cross examining

Chorus:
So it’s gonna be forever,
Or there’s an annulment case
You can tell me if it’s over
If our marriage was a nullity
Got a long list of good lawyers
They’ll tell courts you’re insane
Cause you know they’ll grant my prayers
and I’ll win this case

Cause you’re young and you’re reckless
You don’t know law too much
It will leave you sleepless
Still with a nasty score
Got a long list of good lawyers
They’ll tell courts you’re insane
Cause I got your estate, baby
They’re all in my name.

Bridge:
Boys only want love it is fortune
Don’t say I won’t annul, I won’t annul you
Boys only want love it is fortune
Don’t say I won’t annul, I won’t annul you

Chorus:
So it’s gonna be forever,
Or there’s an annulment case
You can tell me if it’s over
If our marriage was a nullity
Got a long list of good lawyers
They’ll tell courts you’re insane
Cause you know they’ll grant my prayers
and I’ll win this case

Cause you’re young and you’re reckless
You don’t know law too much
It will leave you sleepless
Still with a nasty score
Got a long list of good lawyers
They’ll tell courts you’re insane
Cause I got your estate, baby
They’re all in my name.