174 Reactions to the Battle of Winterfell (GoT S08E03)

The scenes were so dark, and it was aggravated by nighttime. A law student reacts to Game of Thrones’ Battle of Winterfell!

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Warning: This post contains spoilers and curse words.

  1. Yes, the opening credits. This is so iconic.
  2. Okay! *opens bag of chips* Who is ready to see perhaps the most epic battle scene in television!!!
  3. Cold wind. Snow. Army of the Dead approaching.
  4. What could possibly go wrong?
  5. Is this the greatest army ever assembled for primetime TV?
  6. Did Congress declare a State of War?
  7. Brienne and Jamie in front does not sound like a good idea.
  8. Clegane??? Sam??? Gendry??? In front as well???
  9. And a white dog? Is that Snow?
  10. REALLY A GOOD IDEA *sarcasm*
  11. Whoever is the war strategist should be dismissed – a just cause.
  12. Now we’re staring at a pitch black horizon, waiting for the dead to have us dead.
  13. Daenerys and Jon, I think you should be at the ground with your troops? What happened to the principle of command responsibility?
  14. WHO’S THAT?
  15. THE RED LADY?!
  16. Where did you come from? I thought you are already presumed dead under the Civil Code?
  17. All swords burst into flames!!! Is this conflagration?
  18. Well, finally I can see what’s happening on screen.
  19. Melissandre and Arya making some eye contact there. Hmm.
  20. Dothraki charging!!!
  21. Again this sounds like a good idea *sarcasm*
  22. I didn’t see any sufficient provocation from the Dead? WHY DID THEY CHARGE?
  23. I guess they don’t want to use self-defense.
  24. DAMN SHOOTING STARS
  25. Oh no.
  26. Shit.
  27. Lights off.
  28. Dothraki off.
  29. Horses running for dear life.
  30. THIS IS BAD.
  31. WINTERFELL IS GOING DOWN.
  32. Sam looking so scared.
  33. Why am I laughing? I would be scared, too, if I were Sam.
  34. Here comes the dead.
  35. DAMN THAT WAS A WAVE
  36. SERIOUS PHYSICAL INJURIES
  37. HOMICIDE
  38. MURDER
  39. But wait they are dead, and death extinguishes criminal liability.
  40. How will the dead be punished under criminal law?
  41. YES MOTHER OF DRAGONS. BURN THEM.
  42. That is a qualifying circumstance.
  43. Sansa follow the orders of your sister. Take that bladed weapon.
  44. Stick them to the pointy end.
  45. EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IS IN CHAOS
  46. THIS IS DEATH IN TUMULTUOUS AFFRAY
  47. It is peaceful down in the crypt.
  48. At last, some space to breathe.
  49. Now, I need to hold my breath again with some flying dragon action.
  50. I think the dragons should be protected by environmental laws.
  51. THEY ARE NOW RETREATING.
  52. Is this the mitigating circumstance of voluntary surrender?
  53. LET’S GO UNSULLIED
  54. LET’S GO FLYING DRAGONS
  55. This war is so chaotic? IS THIS STILL WITHIN THE GENEVA CONVENTION?
  56. The trench won’t set afire
  57. YES MELISSANDRE use your destructive arson powers!!!
  58. You better be quick or the Whities will get you
  59. Thank you, Melissandre, for the fire.
  60. Now, I can see what’s happening again.
  61. Hello, Theon. I am so happy you’re still alive.
  62. Okay Bran became the three-eyed raven again.
  63. Does Bran still have civil personality. Explain. (5%)
  64. Uhm? Why are the Whities burning themselves?
  65. OMG.
  66. NO.
  67. THEY HAVE BREACHED THE TRENCH
  68. Lyanna screaming her commands is so satisfying. Such a strong character.
  69. THEY ARE CLIMBING THE WALL.
  70. This is qualified trespass to dwelling!
  71. This is an infringement to the sovereignty of Winterfell!
  72. Protect the territorial integrity of the North!
  73. THEY HAVE CLIMBED THE WALL.
  74. DEATH IN TUMULTUOUS AFFRAY PART TWO
  75. BODIES EVERYWHERE
  76. Yes, Arya! Slay with that spear.
  77. Am I already a principal by inducement by cheering you on? Or a conspirator?
  78. LYANNA MORMONT
  79. OH NO
  80. LADY LYANNA OF HOUSE MORMONT
  81. OH NO
  82. Do not hurt Lyanna
  83. Abuse of superior strength
  84. Disregard of age, sex, and rank
  85. AHHH LYANNA
  86. OMG I am still just halfway through this episode?
  87. This scene is terribly dark.
  88. I’m stressed.
  89. Aggravated by nighttime.
  90. Arya, I’m scared for you. Use your stealth.
  91. Arya, run!
  92. I’m amazed that Arya can see where she’s heading. I can’t even see a pixel.
  93. The dead is approaching the crypt.
  94. Yes! Save Arya!
  95. BERIC!
  96. I can’t breathe.
  97. Will it take us forever to finish this episode?
  98. There’s this part of me that wants this to end.
  99. But I want the story to continue?
  100. BUT I’M TIRED
  101. Sometimes I wonder why and how Melisandre appears anywhere
  102. I wish I can read her Affidavit of Reappearance.
  103. WHAT DO WE SAY TO THE GOD OF DEATH
  104. NOT TODAY
  105. YES ARYA
  106. NOT TODAY
  107. what do we say to the god of death? Uhm you are suspended by RA 9346
  108. Your turn, Theon.
  109. I know you’ll be dead by the end of this episode.
  110. You have been granted a general pardon by Bran. Your arc is complete.
  111. You can now rest. Like Brienne of Tarth. Oops.
  112. Jon is a reckless dragon rider.
  113. Does he even have a license to ride one?
  114. We are on the dark scenes again aggravated by nighttime.
  115. DRACARYS THAT NIGHT SOVEREIGN
  116. HE SURVIVED.
  117. That spear barely missed!!!
  118. Look at another good idea (sarcasm, of course) trying to stab the Night King from behind.
  119. OMG THE NIGHT KING RAISES HIS HANDS
  120. IS THIS THE HARDHOME SCENE?
  121. IT IS.
  122. IT TERRIFYINGLY IS.
  123. THE DEAD.
  124. ARE BACK.
  125. THIS IS INSANE.
  126. OMG I’m glad Jaime, Podrick, Sam, and Brienne are still alive.
  127. Bye, Jon Snow.
  128. THE DEAD IS IN THE CRYPT
  129. Jon Snow survived that one?
  130. The dead looked like ants on the dragon.
  131. OMG DAENERYS FELL
  132. OMG THE DRAGON LEFT
  133. YES, SIR JORAH
  134. Medal of Valor Awardee from our President Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen!
  135. Bodies just falling everywhere.
  136. Can we stop for a while and admire the cinematography of this episode?
  137. A work of art. A cultural heritage.
  138. We are so lucky we’re alive to witness the Battle of Winterfell.
  139. Everyone now has a 75% probability of dying. Screams in the crypt; Jon helplessly running; Bran exposed under the tree; Daenerys in the middle of a field of the Dead.
  140. Sound effects muffled.
  141. Slow piano starts playing.
  142. This is it. This is the end of Winterfell.
  143. Ahh Sansa and Tyrion. My heart.
  144. Jon’s case is hopeless.
  145. It is beyond reasonable doubt that he’ll die.
  146. Sir Jorah will die.
  147. Everyone will die.
  148. This is massacre. A war crime to say the least.
  149. The Night King is now approaching Bran. He’s unstoppable.
  150. Theon, you’re a good man.
  151. But it’s over.
  152. THEON!!!
  153. Can the Night King be meted out a sentence of life imprisonment??? WHEN HE’S DEAD???
  154. No one is stopping the Night King from going after Bran.
  155. Jon is still far.
  156. Daenerys is hopeless.
  157. HOLY.
  158. ARYA.
  159. ARYA!!!!
  160. A CHOKEHOLD ON ARYA
  161. ARYAAAA
  162. FUCK THE DAGGER FELL
  163. FUCK THE DAGGER WAS CAUGHT
  164. IT WAS PLANNED
  165. ARYAAAAAAAA!!!!
  166. THE NIGHT KING WAS KILLED???
  167. IS IT OVER???
  168. HAS THE BATTLE BEEN WON???
  169. THE BATTLE HAS BEEN WON!!!
  170. Y’all guys survived!
  171. I am so tired with all of this. I did not fight but I am so tired.
  172. I want to rest.
  173. Melissandre wants to rest, as well.
  174. I need a non-working holiday declared after this. Episode 3 is just too much.

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Published by KLM

A law student from the University of Santo Tomas, Philippines.